Out of Bounds Drinking Game (UPDATED)

Cigar + Football +Wrinkled Pants = Y'all Lifestyle

I hope I don’t need to explain the concept of a drinking game. I wouldn’t recommend starting this game at 7:00 AM. Unless, you want to have fun listening to Out of Bounds for the first time. Better to use the audio vault. 

Take 1 drink every time Bo does the following:

• Uses any of the following expressions:
  
• Good Grief
• Unbelievable
• It’s a beautiful thing
• Rock Star 
• Third-Party Flesh Peddler
• At the end of the day
• Message Board Warrior (MBW's)

• Reveals the Game Day Beers (by the way, where I’m from they’re just called beers)
  
• Bonus drink if it’s fucking Dos Equis again

• Vaguely describes someone by saying “They get it”

• Fails to adequately paint a picture of a situation and gives up by saying "that whole deal"

• Reads a Cellular South text message question that only serves to drive a discussion about irrelevant bands from the mid-90s
  
• Bonus Drink if Bo brings up the Black Crowes

Take 2 drinks every time Bo does the following:

• Reminds listeners that he has a condo in Starkville
• Says "Double-up Catch-up Game"
  
• Makes the point that 3 star recruits are move valuable than 4 and 5 stars
  
• Describes a player as "cerebral"

• Is completely and blissfully unaware of a movie that grossed over 100 million dollars

• Mispronounces the word millionaire as ‘MEE-YOHN-AIR’

Two drinks if Bo brings up this photo

• Brings up his trip to Penn State from TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO
  
• Take a bonus drink if he acts like this gives him some incredible insight into Penn State’s upcoming season, Joe Paterno’s career, or the“right way to do things”

• Mentions Shapley’s
  
• Bonus drink if he recommends ordering the rack of lamb
• Another bonus drink if he mentions that he used work there
• Finish your drink if he brings up any life lessons gleaned from his time there

• Uses his radio show to pimp Y'all Lifestyle products (never mind, you will need your stomach pumped)

Finish your drink

• Not if, but when, Bo says, “It’s not about X’s and O’s it’s about Jimmy’s and Joe’s.” I'd just like to point out that this is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. 
• Pour and finish a second drink if Bo says with a respected college football analyst on the air

Your rules in the comments, please.