Defining Southern College Football

Out of Bounds defines southern college football. We are a topic-driven show on sports, travel, women, weather, water and food.

This is the description of Bo’s radio show on his website. I don’t even know where to begin with this. Out of Bounds defines southern college football. What does that mean? Are you implying that your shitty 3 hour radio show somehow encapsulates the fundamentals of college football? This is like saying my computer defines the internet.

He takes this definition even further in the next sentence. A topic-driven show on sports, travel, women, weather, water and food. Actually, this is a pretty accurate description, if you define sports as Ole Miss Football and the only traveling your do is to Bounds’ condo in Destin or the Downtown Oxford Inn. Oh, and you have to eat all of your meals are at one of the restaurants that underwrites Out of Bounds.

Weather? Give me a fucking break. How does weather define college football? For that matter, what does weather have to with a goddamn radio show? Any conversation I’ve ever had about weather can go one of two ways:

            ME: What a great day.

           OTHER PERSON: Isn’t this nice weather we’re having.

Or, the other possibility is this:

          ME: I hope it stops raining soon.

         OTHER PERSON: Yeah, this weather sucks.

Any further conversation about weather is a waste of time. And this asshole has decided that it should comprise 1/6 of the guiding philosophy behind his Lifestyle show.

Oh, and don’t forget about Water. When you start thinking about college football, isn’t water is always the first thing that pops in your head. It’s like he just wanted to throw in two more W-words regardless of their meaning. While you’re on a roll, why not toss in a few more. What about wagon? Or wedding?