New Yall Lifestyle Products

Bo has been a menace today on facebook and twitter. He won’t stop posting pictures and updates of the new “2012 Y'all Lifestyle Gear.” My newsfeed can barely handle all the southern swagger (TM, YallLifestyle LLC).

Have you guys checked out the y’all shop lately? I assume not, so I decided to take a look on everyone’s behalf (Update on the scavenger hunt contest: not a single person emailed me a picture of Y’all Lifestyle product. So the contest is still on, I guess). 

A couple of new additions to the Y'all store. More importantly, it looks like several of the shittier items (Styrofoam cups, visors) have been cleared out to make way for the 2012 merch. And the Y'all Lifestyle has a new logo – the Adirondack chair. Which is actually kind of perfect. What better way to symbolize your shitty made-up company than with an uncomfortable, overpriced piece of furniture.

 
New for 2012: hats ($21.99). This is going to be a game changer for Bo. And that tattered brim gives it  worn-in look. Like you wore it all summer at Turquoise Place.

And new T-Shirts featuring a short essay (reprinted below) on the back ($34.99).

Yall Lifestyle: Defines all things southern and cool. College <picture of a football>. Live Music, Beautiful Weather, Great Food, Friends Family and and Simply Enjoying Life . It’s Who We Are and It’s What We Are It’s How We Live.It’s the Lifestyle

Rather Southern Slightly Sophisticated

Est. 2011

Holy shit, are you sure a person wrote this? It looks like refrigerator poetry. 

I can’t believe he added Est. 2011 at the bottom of the shirt. This will actually be helpful two thousand years from now. Anthropologists will dig up this t-shirt be able to give it an accurate date before saying, "Jesus, who would wear this? Let’s just put it back in the ground.”

 And of course the sunglasses are still available...

Yeah, now just hold those sunglasses over your shoulder. Perfect. So natural.