Y'all Product Suggestion: The Forever Lazy

The following is an open letter to Bo Bounds wherein I try to convince him to add The Forever Lazy to the Y'all Product Line

Dear Bo,

I know we may have had our disagreements in the past. But, I'm willing to put all that behind us to alert you to the business opportunity of a lifetime. By now I'm sure you've heard of Forever Lazy. If not, check out this short infomercial.



If that doesn't scream Y'all Lifestyle I don't know what does. I mean, it's spelled it out in the commercial for you - perfect for tailgating (see inset picture for proof), hanging out on your dock, or just watching the game on TV. Basically all the things you talk about doing. I'll have to check but I think you can use it for smoking cigars too.

This would be a perfect extension of the Y'all brand. Rather southern? What's more southern than getting drunk in your pajamas? Slightly sophisticated? Umm, did you see the trap door in the back? Form meets function, but tastefully done. And it covers your whole body. Worried about getting cold at the game. Not if you're draped from head to toe in southern swagger™.

Below you can see some examples I drew up to give you an idea of how perfect the Y'all trademark would look. Keep in mind these are only prototypes. We can do different colors (NO FUCKING TIE DYE) or use another font or whatever. It retails for $29.95 but I think people will pay way more than that once they see that it's a Y'all product.

Of course I didn't invent Forever Lazy but I am expecting a small finders fee and some compensation for my conceptual models. If you're ready to do business, drop me a line at boboundsistheworst@gmail.com and we'll hammer out the details.