I know this is supposed to be some sort of quote about self-confidence or whatever. But goddamn if this doesn’t perfectly sum up Bo’s shitty on-air personality. You know, the arrogant bastard that talks out of his ass, pretending to better then he actually is, and carelessly throwing out generalizations and half-truths without ever once feeling like he is wrong.
By the way, the first person to like his status, Jake Wimberly, is pictured below. I don't have the words.
There are no words for this.
ReplyDeleteWanna hear my (slightly exaggerated) impersonation of Bo kicking off another ground-breaking edition of OOB?
"E-S-P-N 1-OH-5 POINT 9 THE ZONE, THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS WITH YOUR HOST BO BOUNDS, AND GUYS, IT'S GAME DAY. WE'VE GOT ALOT TO GET TO AS WE MOVE INTO ANOTHER WEEK OF BIG BOY FOOTBALL. THIS HOUR OF OUT OF BOUNDS WITH BO BOUNDS ON E-S-P-N 1-OH-5 POINT 9 THE ZONE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEAGLE BAGEL IN MADISON THROUGH THE CIRCLE 7 MICROPHONE SPONSORED BY SHAPLEY'S AND MADE POSSIBLE BY THE BANKPLUS ELECTRICAL CURRENT. YOU CAN REACH US AT THE ROGUE AND GOOD COMPANY INBOX AT OH-OH-B @ ROGUE.GOODCOMPANY.MINT.BIGBOY.YALL-LIFESTYLE-BROUGHT-TO-YOU-BY-CELLULAR-SOUTH.COM OR ON TWITTER AT @BOBOUNDS USING TWITTER FOR ANDROID ON MY SAMSUNG GALAXY S FROM CELLULAR SOUTH, AND Y'ALL, THIS IS A BIG BOY PHONE. COMING UP IN A MOMENT, ITS "CORKS AND DORKS" BROUGHT TO YOU BY BRIARWOOD WINE AND SPIRITS WHERE WE TALK S-E-C FOOTBALL AND PRO TRUCK WRAPS WITH SOME OWNER OF SOME DUMB LIQUOR STORE THAT'S KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT EITHER. LATER, COOP AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT LIVING THE YETI COOLER Y'ALL LIFESTYLE AT BURGER AND BLUES LAST NIGHT AFTER SPEAKING TO A GROUP OF THIRD GRADERS AT THE MISSISSIPPI SPORTS HALL OF FAME. BUT FIRST, TODAY'S GAMEDAY BEERS ARE THE SAME AS EVERY WEEK FOR THE LAST 74 STRAIGHT: ABITA RESTORATION AND HOW ABOUT A LITTLE LAZY MAGNOLIA INDIAN SUMMER? OF COURSE THE BEERS OF THE DAY ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEN NELSON GOLF CARS ON THE CELLULAR SOUTH BANKPLUS BEER-NET SCREEN. SO TODAY'S J-S IUPE'S TEXT QUESTION, GUYS: WHICH IS MORE Y'ALL LIFESTYLE? TAMALES AT NICKS, "TALENT" IN OXFORD (AND I MEAN LADIES NOT ATHLETES, BECAUSE GUYS, THESE ARE 18 TO 22 YEAR OLDS OUT THERE PLAYING BIG BOY FOOTBALL SO THAT HOUSTON NUTT AND PETE BOONE CAN GO DOWN THERE AND BUY A BIG BOY BOAT AND GET RICH AND DRINK ABITA TURBO DOGS LIVING THE Y'ALL LIFESTYLE AT 4-AND-8 WHILE A BUNCH OF SUITS CASH IN THEIR STOCK OPTIONS ON CONFERENCE EXPANSION, AND THE WHOLE TIME I'M TRYING TO EAT MY SHRIMP ETOUFEE OVER RICE WITH A SIDE OF FILET MIGNON AT MINT THE RESTAURANT WITH WENDY, AND COOP CAN BACK ME UP ON THIS ONE, I SAID TO HER, "THERE ARE SOME AMAZING HONEYS IN OXFORD" WHERE ALL THE BIG TIME LAWYERS ARE PULLING DOWN 200 OR 250, BECAUSE GUYS, I MEAN, IF YOU OWN YOUR OWN BUSINESS, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO CERTAIN THINGS THAT, YOU KNOW, GET THINGS DONE. I MEAN, WHEN WE STARTED THIS RADIO PROGRAM OVER 30 YEARS AGO, GROWING UP IN THE PROVERBIAL SWEATY JOCK STRAP OF DIVISION I FOOTBALL, THERE WERE THINGS THAT WE HAD TO DO, YOU KNOW, TO UH..TO BE SUCCESSFUL. SO, THE TAMALES AT NICKS, HONEYS IN OXFORD, OR CIGARS UNDER THE STARS AT SHAPLEY'S. WE'LL BE BACK WITH SOME CAJUN GUY TALKING INCOHERENTLY ABOUT LSU AND THE SAINTS ON THE WASTE MANAGEMENT THINK GREEN CALL SCREEN AND OTHER BIG BOY STUFF."
noticed this on the zone 105.9 website about bo:
ReplyDelete“His audience is sophisticated and successful; and in this state, his Rolodex is second to none.”
- Patrick Kelly, owner of Julep and Mint restaurants
was patrick drunk or paid to say that?